Hey There this is Scotty! From that place you heard of from that one guy who is mysterious. Anyway, this is my tumblr! Funny stuff is the key. Sorry if I'm a jerk. Question? Ask me I don't bite.
jim kirk is the kind of person who is held prisoner in a room with a heavy ass typewriter
a sharp, knife-like letter opener
a heavy metal whatever this thing is
a big ol’ trash can which would be excellent for smashy smash
and instead of using any of these things he’s like, my weapon of choice?
is a fucking blanket
creativity, thy middle name is tiberius